Ever hear a preacher say, "I can tell how spiritual a guy is by the length of his hair!"? I have. Not very often, of course.
So anyway, for the past year or so I've been letting my hair grow out. Not long-long, but long-ish.
Well, yesterday I discovered a shortcut to sanctification—an amazing way to become waaaayyy more spiritual in about 15 minutes. Here's a picture of the evidence of my progress. I offer it for your edification.